Wednesday, August 12, 2009

The Parable of Three Guys Tailgating

Three best friends headed six hours early to the football game so they could enjoy some tailgating. The first guy was responsible for bringing the grill, the second guy was responsible for bringing the meat (and other food related items) and the third guy was responsible for bringing a full cooler of “refreshments.”

They were all set-up at their usual spot. The grill man fired up his grill, and they all three were inspired by the power of their fire. They were quite impressed.
And so the three guys saddled-up in front of the portable big-screen to watch some pre-game coverage while checking their fantasy football status. Eventually the meat man loaded up the hot grill to over-capacity, and they all three were intoxicated by the aroma that filled the air. They were quite excited.
Then the cooler man passed around some more “refreshments” as they socialized with the neighboring tailgaters, checking out “the competition”and enjoying “the view.”

Cooler man went to grab another refreshment when he noticed the grill was really smoking. He yelled at grill man for not watching the grill close enough. So grill man opened it up. Cooler man and grill man then became enraged at meat man for putting so much on the grill. Well the three guys started battling over the grill and who knew best on how to grill.

Then along walks up a beautiful woman who asks the “gentlemen” if one of them could help her start her charcoal grill. She wanted to surprise her husband when he got back that it was ready for him.

What do you think happened next?